@nytimes Needs Headline Help

Remember how the Republican party stole a seat on the court from Obama, and Obama and the Democratic Party did nothing, and now the Nazis are running the country?

What? Elon Musk May Not Save Us?

The much-revered billionaire of PayPal, electric car, and rocket company fame is having quite a time of it. I figured he was doing great after the recent successes of his rocket launches–especially the giant spectacle made of littering an entire fucking car into the solar system…